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幽默笑话与暴强回复

1.爸爸指着淘气的儿子对爷爷说：“爹，你看这个龟孙子，是要活活把我气死啊。我非好好教训他不可！”
　　爷爷听了，气不打一处来，指着孙子大骂：“你这死孩子，我X你妈！你不学好，你…”
评论：两句话这个家就全乱了，强！

2.爷孙三人去钓鱼
　　爷爷拿着鱼杆发呆
　　孙子看到后对爸爸说：瞧瞧，你爹在那发呆，跟傻比似的
　　爸爸打了儿子一耳光生气的喊道：你爹才傻比呢！
评论：——！谁是傻比？你爹还是你爹？

3.新闻是陆幽宫外孕，叔叔阿姨们，啥叫宫外孕啊？
　暴强回复：就是你爸一不小心把精华丢在你妈的屁股上，然后与你妈的精华汇合，一起流到床单上变成了棕色的污渍，而这块污渍竟然变成了你这个傻逼。
评论：有空还是多看点书啊，没文化是很可怕的！

4.早晚一飞机，神清气又爽
　　暴强回复：年少不知精宝贵，老来望b空流泪。
评论：完了，前半句我是做到了，希望后半句不会发生！

1.其实那两句话里面其它都多余，保留这几个字就可以了：“你看你这个龟孙子”“我X你妈”；
2.三聚氰胺奶粉喝出来的新一代啊，天朝的未来全被有道德的官商们提升到了一个新的境界；
3.这个词应该去问米卢，他某天是用的神马姿势、神马脚法、神马部位，竟然没让陆幽得逞；
4.这句跟“饭后一根烟，快活似神仙”应该是上下联，横批是：“信者SB”，暴强回复才是真理。

太有才了，尤其是最后一个小笑话，有意思啊！

那个爷爷才叫强，爸爸可以一边闪了，龟孙子。。。。

1、这全家都是2货
2、同上
3、读书还是很重要的啊
4、年轻人注意身体啊

最后一个好有哲理啊！赶紧趁年轻把精用了吧

越來越喜歡這裡了，每天一定有新的分享，感恩喔!! 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第一个是挺乱的，第二个，一家子都是傻  逼，第四个回复的那人肯定是已经望逼兴叹了

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